"Zero-edge game: Devils -185 prices exactly at the 64.9% model posterior and every spread/total side is -EV after juice — no bet."
Nothing here clears the bar — Devils ML -185 prices exactly at the 64.9% posterior (0.0pp edge), the STL +1.5 covers at -1.5 EV after juice, and the available total side (under, because the +112 over Kambi price isn't in our binding) is -1.9 EV. Blues' blue line is gutted (Mailloux, Krug, Tucker IR, Parayko DTD, -25% lambda hit vs NJ -6.3%), which is the only real fundamental lean and the market's already priced all of it. Whales ($30K home) mildly confirm but can't manufacture edge that doesn't exist. With NHL calibration PAUSED and 67% data quality, this is a hard pass slate.